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Lea DeLaria

"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"

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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"

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"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."
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"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."
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