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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one spot. The babies may have been fed in the nest until they were full grown, like in eagles and hawks."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."
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"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."
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"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."
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"I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is."
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"I didn't worry about leaving the fast lane - I was just so consumed with my baby that it seemed like the right thing to do. I never felt like I left New York, though. If you've lived in a place and loved it, you never feel like you left it."
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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."
Choice
"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
Baby
"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."
Woman
"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."
Girls
"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."
Change
"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."
Men
"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."
Belief
"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."
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