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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
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"I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby."
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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view."
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"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."
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"Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites."
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"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."
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"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
Baby
"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."
Change
"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."
Thought
"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."
Men
"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."
Belief
"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."
Choice
"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."
Woman
"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."
Girls
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