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Quotes by Entertainer
"We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem."
68
"I would never want to hurt anyone by writing a book."
66
"Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary."
66
"The reason why you were allowed to get away with that in the '60s and '70s is because this country's racist administrative policies were such that rich white kids were getting exemptions. I said no exemptions."
66
"I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor."
66
"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
65
"There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not."
64
"I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!"
64
"Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind."
64
"Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all of the skills I was exposed to were going to come in handy later on when I became a designer."
64
"Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline."
May,
64
"So now my road map has changed and I don't have a really clear idea of what the next stops are."
63
"Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans."
63
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
63
"The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children."
63
"I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he said, 'I have examined her for throat cancer at least 15 times in the past few years."
63
"I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening."
63
"Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I started working."
62
"I have moved from certainty to doubt, from devotion to rebellion."
62
"And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing."
62
"I'm not a sponge exactly, but I find that something I look at is a great opportunity for ideas."
62
"It took 35 years, but the time was well spent and I think I have established a good stake in the future."
62
"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
62
"A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character."
62
"Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon."
61
"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
61
"Is it any wonder that for millions of men the only intimacy is physical, silent, and predictable?"
61
"Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood."
61
"We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference."
61
"Our flag is not just one of many political points of view. Rather, the flag is a symbol of our national unity."
61
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
61
"I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius."
61
"I've known Jan, probably, very well for, well, for over a decade. And the passion that Jan just showed the viewers in that particular piece is very real."
61
"There are a lot of myths about my injuries. They say I have broken every bone in my body. Not true. But I have broken 35 bones. I had surgery 14 times to pin and plate. I shattered my pelvis. I forget all of the things that have broke."
61
"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
61
"The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are working for somebody else. Job security is gone. The driving force of a career must come from the individual. Remember: Jobs are owned by the company, you own your career!"
61
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
61
"We tend to live up to our expectations."
61
"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."
60
"I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil."
60
"I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life."
60
"I am much more interested in the process than results."
60
"As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can."
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