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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"What, I sometimes wonder, would it be like if I lived in a country where winter is a matter of a few chilly days and a few weeks' rain; where the sun is never far away, and the flowers bloom all year long?"
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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"I've got a great place, it's a country house."
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"We were surprised that the television series had the kind of longevity that it had after only four years of filming it and the reception in 6 countries around the world was quite extraordinary."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it."
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"Singing is not indulged in by Rotary clubs of some countries and all clubs are given full privilege to do as they please about including it in their programs."
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"The courts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputes begins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternative methods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried."
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"When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain."
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"Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Kids

"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
God

"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
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"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Success

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck

"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
Love

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Day
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