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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"I think it is wrong that we went against The U.N. and that we have alienated our allies and invaded a country that hasn't threatened us, that it is a pre-emptive strike."
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"This country would be a better place to live in if all the resources we currently put toward criminalizing marijuana were instead spent by law enforcement on protection from real crime, as opposed to victimless crime."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"Any album that I ever put out I'm going to send it to country radio first."
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"You may depend on it that the bunting, emberiza miliaria, does not leave this country in the winter."
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"We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!"
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"Every citizen or subject of another country, while domiciled here, is within the allegiance and the protection, and consequently subject to the jurisdiction, of the United States."
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"It is fantastic to be found in a foreign country."
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"Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on Richard Nixon."
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"I drive a lot. Just for pleasure. Sometimes I'll get in the Cadillac and drive around the city or the country, kind of trying to get lost basically. Y'know, just see where roads lead."
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"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
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"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Kids
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
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"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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