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"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
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"Going to college helped me, because I had four years in the conservatory program, which is close as you can get to a professional environment. It's like all day."

"Do you realize that if we could increase just by 50 percent the number of adults who have a college degree, it would add $5 billion to the economy and it would result in a net income to the state of Arkansas of $340 million a year?"

"Anyway, when I was a kid, I dutifully went to the Sydney Technical and Fine Arts College."

"It's a hard process to navigate... to figure out where your kid ought to go to college."

"In college, I started out doing musicals and Shakespeare."

"I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter. But after college... I did other things."

"That's when we was makin this video stuff. They went all over the place makin it. And they was wantin to know, at the college, how I got started playin and how do I do everything - you know, all that."
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"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."

"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."

"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."

"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."

"As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."

"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."

"It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did."

"In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special."
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