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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"Let us take our children seriously! Everything else follows from this... only the best is good enough for a child."
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"We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."
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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."
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"Still, most of those effects occur in the context of harmless play and it is patently obvious that children are not normally turned into aggressive little monsters by TV or video games, since most children do not become aggressive little monsters."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Comedy
"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
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"I think I'd be pretty easy to write for."
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"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
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"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
Children
"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
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"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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