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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy."
Writing
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Comedy
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People
"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
Children
"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
Age
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
Want
"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
People
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Comedy
"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
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