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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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"Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why."
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"Why, when I was a child, I didn't say, as most children do, that I was going to become an actress. I felt that I was an actress and no one could have convinced me that I wasn't!"
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"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."
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"One of the most important things we adults can do for young children is to model the kind of person we would like them to be."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"My children are 10 and three, and the longing and the need for them is incredibly powerful."
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"Just this week, my husband proposed a plan for schools and libraries to develop their own plans to keep children from finding indecent material on the Internet as an alternative to a Congressional proposal that would require a federally mandated solution."
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"A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children."
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"And I think in your 40s, you land a little bit, physically and mentally, you arrive at a place where you feel you've learned some stuff. Having children at that point meant I had something very useful to do for the next 20 years."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Comedy
"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
People
"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
Age
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People
"I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy."
Writing
"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
Time
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
Censorship
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Comedy
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