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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it."
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"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."
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"The artist is chosen by God to fulfill his commands and must never be overwhelmed by public opinion."
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"In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you."
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"God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are."
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"God's angels often protect his servants from potential enemies."
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"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob."
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"There is in general good reason to suppose that in several respects the gods could all benefit from instruction by us human beings. We humans are - more humane."
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"A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation."
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"Leave the rest to the gods."
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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
God
"Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle."
Life
"Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it."
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"One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar."
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"Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!"
People
"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."
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"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
Flattery
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