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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

"Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times."

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"I prefer, in a word, the republican system, because it comes up more nearly to God's system."
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"Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it."

"One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar."

"Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!"

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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
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