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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."

"If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it."

"The times that I have done something that I didn't respond to emotionally right away, it's generally not worked out too well."

"Some things you know about, you know what the ingredients are - maybe not all of them. But it's up to you to put in the amount. It's up to the director to nag you until you get it right."

"This dragonfly came up to me. He was hovering right in front of my face, and I was really examining him, thinking, How does he see me? I became enlightened."

"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."

"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."

"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."

"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."

"It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time."

"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."

"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
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