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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
Programming
"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."
Consciousness
"On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."
Appearance
"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
Israel
"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."
Taste
"When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records."
Martin
"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."
Business
"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."
Integrity
"In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special."
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"Three times during the show the drums are lifted over the audience - I go up and out, right, left and back."
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Personal Development
"He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that."
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Personal Development
"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant."
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Personal Development
"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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Personal Development
"So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it."
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Personal Development
"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
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Personal Development
"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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Personal Development
"I never played the right roles, or very rarely got the right roles offered, except on stage."
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Personal Development
"I said all along I would not sell my story. I don't think it would be right."
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Personal Development
"He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze."
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Personal Development
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