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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"Well, I'm still looking for Maurice Ashley. My essential qualities. I think that more than anything, I try to do the right thing, I think about doing the right thing."
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"I don't believe in right-angled turning points."
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"I grew up in the segregated South, right here in Lynchburg, Virginia."
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"We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right."
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"You look at Gone With the Wind, how right Vivian Leigh was for that. Don't know if that would happen today."
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"To do a great right do a little wrong."
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"If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake."
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"No, it's a Bb. It looks wrong and it sounds wrong, but it's right."
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"Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah."
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"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."
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"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
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"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."
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"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."
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"Hopefully standup will become special again."
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"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."
People

"It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time."
Time

"I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally."
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"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."
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