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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."

"You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel."

"If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always."

"When I record somebody else's song, I have to make it my own or it doesn't feel right. I'll say to myself, I wrote this and he doesn't know it!"

"We always started these albums as making demos, that went right on until Scary Monsters."

"That's right, fall in one pit and start over from the beginning! Well, thankfully my buddies practically tied me to my chair until I put in extra lives and I'm glad they did."

"The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong."

"Choosing the right mask helps you... We went through many masks. It was very particular leather that as soon as you smudged it, you had to get a new one. We went through about 55 masks."
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"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."

"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."

"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."

"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."

"As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."

"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."

"It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did."

"In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special."
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