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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."
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"Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the never ending young kid inside of me."
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"The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending - as if a date would really matter."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."
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"In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show."
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"Someone like John would want to end the Beatle period and start the Yoko period. He wouldn't like either to interfere with the other."
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
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"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."
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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
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"Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is."
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"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
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"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
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"Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door."
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
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"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
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