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"Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part."

"And then after that, running around the bases, it was just one of those things. You couldn't believe what happened to you. And I look back on it, it's almost like it happened to somebody else."

"Then, I started running. And everything was as good as it could be."

"Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?"

"Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it."

"The tree that is beside the running water is fresher and gives more fruit."

"I could produce spurts of speed and after taking up athletics I found myself running quite quickly over 400m."
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time."

"The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work."

"Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked."

"It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more."

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

"Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing."

"A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen."
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