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"A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains."
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"A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains."
Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Rain, Help, Irony
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"Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative."
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"Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative."
"I think sometimes we spend so much time trying to find out who we are we lose sight of who we want to be."
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"I think sometimes we spend so much time trying to find out who we are we lose sight of who we want to be."
"We run away all the time to avoid coming face to face with ourselves."
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"We run away all the time to avoid coming face to face with ourselves."
"The one thing you don't do is screw with me, or I'll make your life a living hell; and trust me I'll make sure you burn!"
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"The one thing you don't do is screw with me, or I'll make your life a living hell; and trust me I'll make sure you burn!"
"Danger itself is the best remedy for danger."
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"Danger itself is the best remedy for danger."
"The loyal subject serves not two lords. The chase woman knows no second man."
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"The loyal subject serves not two lords. The chase woman knows no second man."
"No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink."
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"No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink."
"To excel in life, one must become conscious that the way lived is not the only way of living."
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"To excel in life, one must become conscious that the way lived is not the only way of living."
"Do not confuse reasons which sound good with good, sound reasons."
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"Do not confuse reasons which sound good with good, sound reasons."
"Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice."
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"Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice."
"It's already figured out."
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"It's already figured out."
"It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree."
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"It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree."
"You're only as sick as your secrets."
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"You're only as sick as your secrets."
"Wage of rage of revenge ain't worth it. What's the point of being enslaved by a slave?"
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"Wage of rage of revenge ain't worth it. What's the point of being enslaved by a slave?"
"I've learned that the most depressed people always seem to be the happiest."
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"I've learned that the most depressed people always seem to be the happiest."
"She's not pushing forty she's dragging it."
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"She's not pushing forty she's dragging it."
Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Age, Life, Time
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"The head alone knows what dwells near the heart."
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"The head alone knows what dwells near the heart."
"Men brave and generous live the best lives, seldom will they sorrow; then there are fools, afraid of everything, who grumble instead of giving."
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"Men brave and generous live the best lives, seldom will they sorrow; then there are fools, afraid of everything, who grumble instead of giving."
"What obstructs the vision and is called smog in our big cities is called defining the issues in politics."
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"What obstructs the vision and is called smog in our big cities is called defining the issues in politics."
"Until further notice, celebrate everything."
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"Until further notice, celebrate everything."
"When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me.""
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"When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me.""
Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Work, Job, Life
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"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
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"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
"Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard."
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"Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard."
"My heart leaps with euphoria (gladness), whilst my mind send sweet memories and imaginations of you, through the deep secret winding passages of my being, bursting into my soul with profound whispers of "I Love You"."
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"My heart leaps with euphoria (gladness), whilst my mind send sweet memories and imaginations of you, through the deep secret winding passages of my being, bursting into my soul with profound whispers of "I Love You"."
Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Love, Mind, Soul, Emotion
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"Who buys has need of two eyes But one's enough to sell the stuff."
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"Who buys has need of two eyes But one's enough to sell the stuff."
"The only prison we need to escape from is the prison of our own minds."
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"The only prison we need to escape from is the prison of our own minds."
"Some pursue happiness others create it."
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"Some pursue happiness others create it."
"Prayer is the voice of faith."
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"Prayer is the voice of faith."
"Reforms should begin at home and stay there."
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"Reforms should begin at home and stay there."
"Your first thought is what you've been conditioned to think, what you think next defines who you are."
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"Your first thought is what you've been conditioned to think, what you think next defines who you are."
"The nonpermanent appearance of happiness and distress, and their disappearance in due course, are like the appearance and disappearance of winter and summer seasons.They arise from sense perception,and one must learn to tolerate them without being disturbed."
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"The nonpermanent appearance of happiness and distress, and their disappearance in due course, are like the appearance and disappearance of winter and summer seasons.They arise from sense perception,and one must learn to tolerate them without being disturbed."
"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."
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"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."
"It's a long time between drinks."
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"It's a long time between drinks."
"Somerset House in London where at one time English vital statistics were kept - birth marriage and death records - was known as the egg factory "where they hatch 'em match 'em and dispatch 'em.""
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"Somerset House in London where at one time English vital statistics were kept - birth marriage and death records - was known as the egg factory "where they hatch 'em match 'em and dispatch 'em.""
"Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?"
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"Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?"
"Of making many books there is no end, and much study wearies the body."
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"Of making many books there is no end, and much study wearies the body."
"Death is terrible to Cicero desirable to Cato and indifferent to Socrates."
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"Death is terrible to Cicero desirable to Cato and indifferent to Socrates."
"Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace."
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"Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace."
"The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you."
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"The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you."
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes."
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"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes."
"When business is good it pays to advertise when business is bad you've got to advertise."
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"When business is good it pays to advertise when business is bad you've got to advertise."
"Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking."
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"Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking."
"Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum."
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"Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum."
"It's not other people's job to make you happy and fulfilled; it's yours. It's important to always be nice and respectful of others, but it's even more important to be nice and respectful toward yourself. You have to live with yourself the rest of your life, so stop being so hard on yourself. Focus on your strengths and lead by example. You are special and unique in every way. And if other people don't appreciate you for who you are, it's their loss. Remember, there are some people who don't even like chocolate cake!"
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"It's not other people's job to make you happy and fulfilled; it's yours. It's important to always be nice and respectful of others, but it's even more important to be nice and respectful toward yourself. You have to live with yourself the rest of your life, so stop being so hard on yourself. Focus on your strengths and lead by example. You are special and unique in every way. And if other people don't appreciate you for who you are, it's their loss. Remember, there are some people who don't even like chocolate cake!"
"Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
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"Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
"He sleeps for himself and dreams for others."
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"He sleeps for himself and dreams for others."
"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."
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"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."
"End of a matter is better than its beginning."
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"End of a matter is better than its beginning."
"The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy."
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"The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy."
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