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"It's a long time between drinks."
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"It's a long time between drinks."
"Don't tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you traveled."
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"Don't tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you traveled."
"Until further notice, celebrate everything."
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"Until further notice, celebrate everything."
"A father gives his child nothing better than a good education."
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"A father gives his child nothing better than a good education."
"Danger itself is the best remedy for danger."
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"Danger itself is the best remedy for danger."
"The loyal subject serves not two lords. The chase woman knows no second man."
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"The loyal subject serves not two lords. The chase woman knows no second man."
"Depression is very real. It'll back you into a dark room, slap you across the face, spit in your eyes, scream in your ears, and punch you in the gut - Until you give in."
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"Depression is very real. It'll back you into a dark room, slap you across the face, spit in your eyes, scream in your ears, and punch you in the gut - Until you give in."
"Everyone had a dirty, little secret that is never spoken out loud to anyone. Which is another way of saying people are never what they seem."
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"Everyone had a dirty, little secret that is never spoken out loud to anyone. Which is another way of saying people are never what they seem."
"The man who sees both sides of an issue is very likely on the fence or up a tree."
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"The man who sees both sides of an issue is very likely on the fence or up a tree."
"After all is said and done more is said than done."
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"After all is said and done more is said than done."
"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."
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"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."
"Some people talk about finding God as if He could get lost."
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"Some people talk about finding God as if He could get lost."
"The next time you have the urge to complain, stop and ask yourself what it is you truly want. Do you just want to complain or do you want to improve your situation? Somewhere within each complaint is a genuine desire to improve things, but the complaint by itself is never enough to make it happen. So make the choice not to aggravate a bad situation with your complaints. Choose instead to improve it with your positive thoughts, ideas and actions."
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"The next time you have the urge to complain, stop and ask yourself what it is you truly want. Do you just want to complain or do you want to improve your situation? Somewhere within each complaint is a genuine desire to improve things, but the complaint by itself is never enough to make it happen. So make the choice not to aggravate a bad situation with your complaints. Choose instead to improve it with your positive thoughts, ideas and actions."
"The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy."
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"The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy."
"Oh the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness Are nothing to their goodness when they're good."
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"Oh the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness Are nothing to their goodness when they're good."
"Reforms should begin at home and stay there."
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"Reforms should begin at home and stay there."
"What a sad thing I thought-- to live in a world so concerned with the lives of others,we forget to live our own."
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"What a sad thing I thought-- to live in a world so concerned with the lives of others,we forget to live our own."
"The cost of not following your heart is spending the rest of your life wishing you had."
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"The cost of not following your heart is spending the rest of your life wishing you had."
"If you have arthritis calmly say I was always complaining about the ruts in the road until I realized that the ruts are the road."
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"If you have arthritis calmly say I was always complaining about the ruts in the road until I realized that the ruts are the road."
"A vast and fiery nuclear furnace launched photons through the reaches of space; they hurtled trillions of kilometers at breakneck speed, then filtered gently into the bedroom as shafts of dawn sunlight."
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"A vast and fiery nuclear furnace launched photons through the reaches of space; they hurtled trillions of kilometers at breakneck speed, then filtered gently into the bedroom as shafts of dawn sunlight."
"Your past is always going to be the way it was. Stop trying to change it."
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"Your past is always going to be the way it was. Stop trying to change it."
"The life of this world is but a sport and a pastime."
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"The life of this world is but a sport and a pastime."
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes."
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"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes."
"Human says time goes by -Time says human goes by."
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"Human says time goes by -Time says human goes by."
"It's not other people's job to make you happy and fulfilled; it's yours. It's important to always be nice and respectful of others, but it's even more important to be nice and respectful toward yourself. You have to live with yourself the rest of your life, so stop being so hard on yourself. Focus on your strengths and lead by example. You are special and unique in every way. And if other people don't appreciate you for who you are, it's their loss. Remember, there are some people who don't even like chocolate cake!"
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"It's not other people's job to make you happy and fulfilled; it's yours. It's important to always be nice and respectful of others, but it's even more important to be nice and respectful toward yourself. You have to live with yourself the rest of your life, so stop being so hard on yourself. Focus on your strengths and lead by example. You are special and unique in every way. And if other people don't appreciate you for who you are, it's their loss. Remember, there are some people who don't even like chocolate cake!"
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, the more knowledge the more grief."
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"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, the more knowledge the more grief."
"Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse."
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"Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse."
"Sometimes I forget myself in a book. And when i have to stop reading it takes me a minute to remember where I am. Or who I am."
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"Sometimes I forget myself in a book. And when i have to stop reading it takes me a minute to remember where I am. Or who I am."
"An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty."
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"An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty."
"I have travelled many places but still I find that perhaps the greatest journey is through one's own mind."
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"I have travelled many places but still I find that perhaps the greatest journey is through one's own mind."
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football."
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"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football."
"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends."
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"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends."
"Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month."
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"Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month."
"There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband."
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"There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband."
"Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red."
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"Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red."
"Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout."
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"Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout."
"End of a matter is better than its beginning."
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"End of a matter is better than its beginning."
"How grand is victory but how dear!"
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"How grand is victory but how dear!"
"The journey may be more important than the destination."
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"The journey may be more important than the destination."
"The one thing you don't do is screw with me, or I'll make your life a living hell; and trust me I'll make sure you burn!"
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"The one thing you don't do is screw with me, or I'll make your life a living hell; and trust me I'll make sure you burn!"
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
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"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."
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"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."
"I saw the tears of the oppressed-and they have no comforter;power was on the side of their oppressors-and they have no comforter.And I declared that the dead,who had already died,are happier than the living,who are still alive.But better than bothis the one who has never been born,who has not seen the evilthat is done under the sun."
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"I saw the tears of the oppressed-and they have no comforter;power was on the side of their oppressors-and they have no comforter.And I declared that the dead,who had already died,are happier than the living,who are still alive.But better than bothis the one who has never been born,who has not seen the evilthat is done under the sun."
"A lawyer must first get on then get honor and then get honest."
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"A lawyer must first get on then get honor and then get honest."
"It's already figured out."
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"It's already figured out."
"An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes."
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"An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes."
"The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you."
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"The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you."
"He sleeps for himself and dreams for others."
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"He sleeps for himself and dreams for others."
"Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard."
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"Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard."
"He who has a generous eye will be blessed, for he gives of his bread to the poor."
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"He who has a generous eye will be blessed, for he gives of his bread to the poor."
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