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"Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)' I thinks she's going to break my heart' On arrival of the girl' The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!"
"It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death."
"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"
"But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"
"No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Sweet-and-Sour Metro Bus, Honda Bolognese with Burning Clutch Sauce."
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
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"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection."
"This is the best world that we live in To lend and to spend and to give in: But to borrow or beg or to get a man's own It is the worst world that ever was known."
"A real friend helps us think our best thoughts do our noblest deeds be our finest selves."
"God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted."
"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you."
"I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life."
"If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal."
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