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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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Personal Development
"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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Personal Development
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people's faeces more disgusting than a bird's droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
Humor
"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
Humor
"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
Humor
"Rome was not built in a day."
Wisdom
"I'm my beloved's and my beloved is mine."
Relationship
"Tick. Tick. Tick. This is the sound of your life running out."
Life
"He conquers who endures."
Strength
"The only way to pray is to pray and the way to pray well is to pray much."
Spiritual
"Sometimes the only way to win is not to play the game."
Philosophical
"His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music."
Humor
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