"My heart leaps with euphoria (gladness), whilst my mind send sweet memories and imaginations of you, through the deep secret winding passages of my being, bursting into my soul with profound whispers of "I Love You"."

"Unlike clocks, hours have no reverse motion.."

"The brave venture anything."

"Don't let your problems push you. Let your dreams lead you! The lens you choose to view the world determines how you feel about yourself and everything around you. Optimism attracts goodness into our lives and gives us strength to overcome obstacles. You can't live a positive life with a negative attitude. Heaven on earth is not a place we must find, it is a choice we must make. Let every day be a love you can feel. Let every day be a dream you can touch. Let every day be a reason to live. Life is too short to be anything but positive!"

"Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account."

"A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains."

"He who has a generous eye will be blessed, for he gives of his bread to the poor."

"My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers."

"A father gives his child nothing better than a good education."

"Doubt not but God who sits on high Thy secret prayers can hear When a dead wall thus cunningly Conveys soft whispers to the ear."

"Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard."

"Some people talk about finding God as if He could get lost."

"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."

"He sleeps for himself and dreams for others."

"Education is the passport to the future. Visit Educationhelm to learn more."

"You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."

"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."

"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, the more knowledge the more grief."

"Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

"How are the mighty fallen!"

"When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me.""

"There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband."

"Writer's block: when your imaginary friends stop talking to you."

"If a man wants his dreams to come true he must wake up."

"Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it."

"God receives little thanks even for his greatest gifts."

"Until further notice, celebrate everything."

"It's not other people's job to make you happy and fulfilled; it's yours. It's important to always be nice and respectful of others, but it's even more important to be nice and respectful toward yourself. You have to live with yourself the rest of your life, so stop being so hard on yourself. Focus on your strengths and lead by example. You are special and unique in every way. And if other people don't appreciate you for who you are, it's their loss. Remember, there are some people who don't even like chocolate cake!"

"Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month."

"Human says time goes by -Time says human goes by."

"What obstructs the vision and is called smog in our big cities is called defining the issues in politics."

"Men brave and generous live the best lives, seldom will they sorrow; then there are fools, afraid of everything, who grumble instead of giving."

"For with god nothing shall be impossible."

"After all is said and done more is said than done."

"Few people are spoken of in the way they would choose."

"Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369.""

"I do not fear of death because my world had lost it's colour and I had lost my happiness. But life goes on. So, I decided to cover the pain I suffer with a shiny,bright smile.I might look happy but you do not know what's going on inside. It's scary what a smile can hide, right ?"

"The head alone knows what dwells near the heart."

"Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation."

"Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum."

"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends."

"Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking."

"They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse."

"A gentleman is man who can disagree without being disagreeable."

"I'd rather live a life I truly love by spending my time doing things I love and have that be my only life rather than devote myself to someone who can't be proven exists at all that wants our time and our love more than our virtues simply just so I can live again."

"When business is good it pays to advertise when business is bad you've got to advertise."

"She's not pushing forty she's dragging it."

"The person you can most easily mislead is yourself."

"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes."

"Don't tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you traveled."