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Quotes by American Authors


"Occasionally we have to interpret an international treaty - one, perhaps, affecting airlines and liability for injury to passengers or damage to goods. Then, of course, we have to look to the precedents of other member nations in resolving issues."

"I moved here to California when I was 13 to pursue my acting career."

"Talking about auditions, you never know what anyone else is thinking."

"The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down."

"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."

"I am not opposed to the limited use of polygraphs in a case where a person is suspected of wrongdoing. But widespread use of the polygraph as a screening tool goes far beyond what is acceptable."

"I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York."

"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves."

"There are no small parts; there are only small actors."

"Sermons remain one of the last forms of public discourse where it is culturally forbidden to talk back."

"So I all knew was you lost your limbs and you died from it. I was scared silly."

"Logic plus logic equals the illogical. Do you know what I mean?"

"No good ever came from not talking."

"The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"Red Carpet has a nice package abstraction layer that allows us to support RPMs and DEBs transparently."

"Well, actually, I don't consider myself a jazz legend or anything."

"Happiness is a direction, not a place."


"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."


"Reason, observation, and experience; the holy trinity of science."

"Well, you know, one lawyer says I'm the only witness and I'm not credible. Another lawyer says this witness - there's tons of evidence that's been available for years."

"Ahab and aguish lay stretched together in one hammock."

"Your big opportunity may be right where you are now."

"I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it."

"The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds."

"My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person."

"Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton."

"The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress."

"When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer."


"For years I have been going to the South of France to cool out."

"What is news? It's hard to quantify. Certainly news has changed completely, and the morning shows are not really designed to bring you the news, except to tell you what happened overnight, and the rest of it is a kind of magazine mentality - a little bit of this, a little bit of that. It's harder to be an educated and informed citizen."

"Who belongs to the community of the commonly protected?"

"I think it's a mistake to ever look for hope outside of one's self."

"We just ask the agency to make reasonable and honest decisions, and the public deserves no less."
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