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"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."

"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."

"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later."

"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."

"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."

"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."
Explore more quotes by Paul Sweeney

"How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?"

"How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy."

"Today's society will ignore almost any form of public behavior except getting in the express line with two extra items."

"You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend."

"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
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