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"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."
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"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."
"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."
"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."
"It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense."
"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it."
"I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something."
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"I can't explain it, but spiritually it makes sense - though I don't understand how it does make sense."
"What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis."
"So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us."
"We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out to make a whole episode because it would have been too long, but we always thought it was really good."
"Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and a dress, and I feel liberated."
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