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"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."

"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."

"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later."

"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."

"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."

"My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!"

"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it."

"It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense."
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"But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it."

"Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid."

"I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man."

"You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right."

"They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh."

"Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%."

"Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie."

"Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?"

"You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff."
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