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"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."
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"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
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"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."
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"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."
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"I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that."
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"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."
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"We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells."
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"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
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"I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding."
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"It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense."
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"When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much."
Man
"I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible."
Movies
"I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket."
Money
"I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends."
People
"I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do."
Work
"Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"
Will
"My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think."
Movies
"I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."
Mom
"We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big."
Feet
"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad."
Father
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