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"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
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"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."
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"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."
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"I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that."
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"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."
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"We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells."
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"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
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"I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding."
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"It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense."
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"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it."
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"Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise."
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"Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride."
Pride
"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
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"Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time."
Time
"Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep."
Woman
"Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat."
Food
"I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men."
Love
"Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me."
Life
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