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"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
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"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."
"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."
"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."
"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."
"I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something."
"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later."
"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."
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"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
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