"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later."

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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

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