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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."
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"I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding."
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"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."
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"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
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"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white."
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"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."
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"We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells."
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"I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right."
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"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."
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"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
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"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Growing up
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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