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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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"My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding."
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"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast."
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"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."
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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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"In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day."
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"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."
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"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
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"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."
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"When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect.' Because we're such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th."
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"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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