"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."

Bradley Cooper, American Actor

Wedding, Pretty

"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."

Trisha Goddard, English Entertainer

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"I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture."

Dorothy Malone, American Actress

Wedding,

"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."

Shirley Bassey, Welsh Musician

Wedding, Bells, Profession, Years

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."

Peter Ustinov, English Actor

Wedding, Hate, Night

"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."

Sammy Davis, Jr., American Entertainer

Wedding, Word, Sammy Davis, Jr.

"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white."

Paris Hilton, American Celebrity

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"I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade."

Star Jones, American Entertainer

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"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."

Janet Street-Porter, British Broadcaster

Wedding, Comedy, Day, Moments

"A lot of people think I'm that guy in 'Betsy's Wedding', but I'm not. What it is for me is that, on some level, I connect with the character emotionally."

Anthony LaPaglia, American Actor

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"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."

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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

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