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Phyllis Diller

"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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Donna Grant

"My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding."

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Donna Grant

"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast."

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Donna Grant

"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."

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Donna Grant

"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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Donna Grant

"In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day."

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Donna Grant

"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."

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Donna Grant

"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."

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Donna Grant

"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."

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Donna Grant

"When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect.' Because we're such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th."

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Donna Grant

"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."

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Phyllis Diller
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

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Phyllis Diller
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

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Phyllis Diller
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."

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Phyllis Diller
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

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Phyllis Diller
"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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Phyllis Diller
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

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Phyllis Diller
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."

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Phyllis Diller
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."

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Phyllis Diller
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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Phyllis Diller
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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