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Phyllis Diller

"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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