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God Quotes


"If we call ourselves children of God, then others are also children of God."


"God Almighty first planted a garden. And indeed, it is the purest of human pleasures."



"He who is satisfied has never truly craved, and he who craves for the light of God neglects his ease for ardor."


"Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising."


"The easiest thing to find on God's green earth is someone to tell you all the things you cannot do."


"An artist is somebody who enters into competition with God."


"Man's mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition; so much so that if a man believes his own mind it is certain that he will forsake God and forge some idol in his own brain."


"It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can."


"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."


"God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through."


"George Washington understood that the Bible is the place where God's records of right and wrong are kept."


"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them."


"For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country."


"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."


"For only by nurturing the minds and strengthening the values of our children can we give them an opportunity to be full, productive citizens, to reach their God-given potential, and to have good jobs right here in Oklahoma."


"The god of the Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it."


"The Word of God well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection. And we must not select a few favorite passages to the exclusion of others. Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian."


"Grace is everywhere as an active orientation of all created reality toward God."


"The knower and the known are one. Simple people imagine that they should see God as if he stood there and they here. This is not so. God and I, we are one in knowledge."


"Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to."


"Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them."
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