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God Quotes


"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."


"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."


"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."


"I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years."


"God will not permit any troubles to come upon us, unless He has a specific plan by which great blessing can come out of the difficulty."


"God is all-full. He is self-contained. He is eternal satisfaction."


"In my case, I learned that although God loves us, he doesn't grant us immunity from the consequences of our choices."


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"


"God ceases to be God only for those who can admit the possibility of His non-existence, and that conception is in itself the most severe punishment they can suffer."


"Kosovo is a small country but it also has a lot of riches that were granted to us by God."



"God the Father and God the Son cannot be everywhere present; indeed they cannot be even in two places at the same instant: but God the Holy Spirit is omnipresent - it extends through all space, with all other matter."


"This truth of the gathering together of God's children is in Scripture seen realised in various localities, and in each central locality the Christians resident therein composed but one body: Scripture is perfectly clear on that head."


"The Word of God well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection. And we must not select a few favorite passages to the exclusion of others. Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian."


"When God hands you a gift, he also hands you a whip; and the whip is intended for self-flagellation solely."


"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."


"Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to."


"The world's creation has a beginning from the world's point of view, not from God's."


"God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave."


"Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it."


"As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God."


"It is my meditation all the day, and more than my meat and drink, to know how I shall make the Saints of God comprehend the visions that roll like an overflowing surge before my mind."


"Failure sometimes enlarges the spirit. You have to fall back upon humanity and God."


"Growing up, if I hadn't had sports, I don't know where I'd be. God only knows what street corners I'd have been standing on and God only knows what I'd have been doing, but instead I played hockey and went to school and stayed out of trouble."


"The god of the Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it."


"I wanted to be a writer from my early teenage years, but I never told anyone. Writers, in my opinion, were god-like creatures, and to say I was striving to be a writer would be incredibly arrogant."


"Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me."



"It is a grievous sin in the sight of God for any man to presume to baptize, unless God has authorized him by new revelation to baptize in his name."


"God's justice, tardy though it prove perchance, Rests never on the track until it reach Delinquency."


"Since God knows our future, our personalities, and our capacity to listen, He isn't ever going to say more to us than we can deal with at the moment."
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