"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."

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"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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Orson Scott Card, American Writer

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

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"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

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Samuel Butler, British Poet

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"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."

Mason Cooley, American Writer

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"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."

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"He who hesitates is poor."

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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."

"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""

"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."

"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."

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"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes."

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"We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody."

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"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."

"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."

"We rest our case on the production numbers."

"He who hesitates is poor."