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"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
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"I said, God, the press and people, they just really hate me and I'm really trying. Geraldine Page said, Listen to this, Tab. If people don't like you, that's their bad taste."
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."
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"I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever 'cause he believed in God."
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"Heaven means to be one with God."
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"I fear God and next to God I mostly fear them that fear him not."
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"Exceeds man's might: that dwells with the gods above."
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"Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair."
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"God is not an Almighty Being watching over life on earth. God is the Event Horizon of Human Consciousness."
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"Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil."
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"Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
Job
"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
Government
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
Humor
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
Death
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
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