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God Quotes


"When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split."


"Before we can know God and understand his great plan it is first necessary for us to believe that he exists and that he rewards all who diligently seek him."


"Failure sometimes enlarges the spirit. You have to fall back upon humanity and God."


"Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me."


"We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient."



"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."


"No attribute of God is more dreadful to sinners than His holiness."


"God looked down on this country because this country was founded on the rock and that rock was our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And when the storms came and the rains came, the rock, it did not move. But over the last 15 or 20 years, something began to erode."



"The god of the Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it."


"Better have failed in the high aim, as I, Than vulgarly in the low aim succeed As, God be thanked! I do not."


"For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard."


"If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me."


"The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God; and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right."


"Prayer opens the heart to God, and it is the means by which the soul, though empty, is filled by God."


"The most important thought that ever occupied my mind is that of my individual responsibility to God."



"He greatly valued his possessions, chiefly because they were his, and derived genuine pleasure from contemplating a painting, a statuette, a rare lace curtain - no matter what - after he had bought it and placed it among his household gods."


"If you expect the blessings of God, be kind to His people."



"God is a spirit. A spirit is as much matter as oxygen or hydrogen."


"Nothing that God ever made is the same thing to more than one person. That is natural."


"It's my feeling that God lends you your children until they're about eighteen years old. If you haven't made your points with them by then, it's too late."



"The true God He has extension, and form, and dimensions. He occupies space; has a body, parts, and passions; can go from place to place. He can eat, drink, and talk."



"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."


"I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God turns my feet, I go."


"Silently, God opens his golden eyes over the place of skulls."


"He who is satisfied has never truly craved, and he who craves for the light of God neglects his ease for ardor."


"A man's most glorious actions will at last be found to be but glorious sins, if he hath made himself, and not the glory of God, the end of those actions."


"The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there."
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