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Exlpore more God quotes
"God and other artists are always a little obscure....."
"God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are."
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob."
"There is in general good reason to suppose that in several respects the gods could all benefit from instruction by us human beings. We humans are - more humane."
"A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation."
Explore more quotes by Jay Leno
"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."
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