"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

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"Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man."

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Steven Wright, American Comedian

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Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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Voltaire, French Writer

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"Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man."

"I wouldn't have dared ask God for all that He's given me. I couldn't have done it on my own. I thank God every day for what I have."

"To think is of itself to be useful; it is always and in all cases a striving toward God."

"We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's."

"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

"Conscience is God present in man."

"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it."

"Our first responsibility is not to ourselves. Our first responsibility is to our country and to our God."

"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

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