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"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
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"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."

"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."

"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."

"We're getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the computers all day. The human relationship is being diminished by this."
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"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

"The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague."

"I mentioned the non-competitive spirit explicitly, because these days, excellence is a fashionable concept. But excellence is a competitive notion, and that is not what we are heading for: we are heading for perfection."

"Many mathematicians derive part of their self-esteem by feeling themselves the proud heirs of a long tradition of rational thinking; I am afraid they idealize their cultural ancestors."

"The traditional mathematician recognizes and appreciates mathematical elegance when he sees it. I propose to go one step further, and to consider elegance an essential ingredient of mathematics: if it is clumsy, it is not mathematics."

"Don't compete with me: firstly, I have more experience, and secondly, I have chosen the weapons."

"Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians."
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