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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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"Well, I had a lot of help from my father with the soldering and so on, and he was very good at math and was fascinated with computers, and so I was fortunate enough to have a bunch of exposure going all the way back to high school - this was in the 1960s."
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"You know, IBM was almost knocked out of the box by other types of computer software and manufacturing."
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