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"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."
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"The European model is, first, a social and economic system founded on the role of the market, for no computer in the world can process information better than the market."

"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."

"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."

"The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it."

"A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage."

"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
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"Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it."


"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."


"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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