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"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."
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"Computer photography won't be photography as we know it. I think photography will always be chemical."
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"I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill."
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"I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot through my typist, Peter."
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"You have to wait for people to program you. The only difference is the amount of people that you're going to reach but that's going to even out in the next two or three years anyway. Computers are being bought faster than televisions right now."
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"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software."
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"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."
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"While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed."
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"Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!"
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"There's all these ways to instantly communicate - cars, computers, telephone and transportation - and even with all that, it's so hard to find people and have an honest communication with them."
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"Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead."
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"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
Youth
"House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad."
Hospitality
"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
Woman
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Time
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
Friendship
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
God
"Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children."
Mindfulness
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food."
Poverty
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
Humor
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Humor
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