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Quotes by Writer

"If you love yourself the most at your happiest moments, there is no reason not to be fond of who you are in the dark."

"We think of our eyes as video cameras and our brains as blank tapes to be filled with sensory inputs."

"So now you're on the run,' Warrick said wistfully. 'Travelling the Dark Highway, a lone wolf. With your friend, who is another wolf. Two lone wolves. Two wolves, really. Not really alone. Two wolves in a car. Travelling. One of them naked and bloody. The other with her ass hanging out."


"Cents are the most universally used interval measure."

"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."

"She kindly laments that I am not of the party, and to be sure I honour great ladies, and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters, that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it."

"At that time, I had recently finished a book called Amazing Grace, which many people tell me is a very painful book to read. Well, if it was painful to read, it was also painful to write. I had pains in my chest for two years while I was writing that book."

"It's an unnerving thought that we may be the living universe's supreme achievement and its worst nightmare simultaneously."

"Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19."

"To overcome a fear, here's all you have to do: realize the fear is there, and do the action you fear anyway."


"The ironic thing is that marketers have responded to this problem with the single worst cure possible. To deal with the clutter and the diminished effectiveness of Interruption Marketing, they're interrupting us even more!"


"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."


"A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production."

"When someone gives you a constructive criticism about your thoughts, this strategy can help you to improve your thinking and writing skills that can result you to have more self respect for enhancing your knowledge."

"Being all alone is like the feeling you get when you stand at the mouth of a large river on a rainy evening and watch the water flow into the sea. Have you ever done that? Stand at the mouth of a large river and watch the water flow into the sea?"


"It's very easy to make insects move. Because they do move mechanically without the rippling of flesh as you mentioned. They move more like real tinker toys and you can make models of them quite easily."

"Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast."

"If your partner isn't bringing out the best in you, you're in the wrong relationship."

"Social distinctions concern themselves ultimately with whom you may and may not marry."

"Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match."

"No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted."

"All men and women on earth were created with two eyes. The left eye represents the moon (mind/ego) and the right eye represents the sun (heart/conscience). Both eyes represent the duality of human nature. The sun represents the light in the heart of man, and the moon represents the darkness in the mind of man. When you read in ancient and religious scriptures that the enemy of humanity will surface with only one eye, this simply means that this being will only see through his left eye and neglect the right. And without the light of the right eye, this being will be very dark and evil."

"I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways."

"Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday."


"People should be a little loony, Helena. That's the best thing about them."


"He will easily be content and at peace, whose conscience is pure."
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