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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!"
Democracy

"The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it."
Money

"I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny."
Fun

"I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die."
Persistence

"People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television."
People

"I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!"
Business

"Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it."
Humor

"I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person."
Television

"We're just moving along as quick as possible."
Progress

"Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."
Business
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