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"I am woman, hear me bitch."
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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
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"When trying to locate something, search your mind first."
First
"Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance."
Truth
"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
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"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"
Money
"When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it."
First
"Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years."
Trust
"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."
Time
"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't."
People
"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."
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"The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."
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"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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