"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."

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"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."

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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."

Tennessee Williams, American Dramatist

Day, Suffering

"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

Day, Key, Night

"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Day, Land, May

"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

George Carlin, American Comedian

Day, Wonder

"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

Tennessee Williams, American Dramatist

Day, Rest, Writing

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Day, Open, Senators

"My greatest day is yet to come. Of all the things that I've accomplished, my greatest day is yet to come. But it will never come if I don't pursue it."

Alexander O'Neal, American Musician

Day, Will

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Day, Man, Night, Self

"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

Day, Laughter, Night, Smile

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"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."

Hardware

"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."

Money

"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade."

Progress

"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."

Time

"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."

Business

"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't."

People

"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."

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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."

"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

"My greatest day is yet to come. Of all the things that I've accomplished, my greatest day is yet to come. But it will never come if I don't pursue it."

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

Explore more quotes by Craig Bruce

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."

"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."

"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade."

"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."

"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."

"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't."

"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."

"I am woman, hear me bitch."

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability."

"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun."