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"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."
Day,
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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
End
"Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance."
Truth
"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
Word
"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
Beauty
"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
Business
"The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!"
Universe
"I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe."
Universe
"In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman."
Evil
"Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand."
Time
"Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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Personal Development
"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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Personal Development
"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development
"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."
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Personal Development
"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development
"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development
"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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Personal Development
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