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"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
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"I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs."

"We are not intimidated by the size of the armies, or the type of hardware the US has brought."

"You were up at 5 o'clock in the morning, and then you'd ride in a caravan, because we didn't have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp."

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
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"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."

"The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!"

"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"

"The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld."

"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."

"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."
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