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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."
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"One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"Towards the end of the eighteenth century the industrial-financial revolution began."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"It really doesn't matter whether it's the villain or the hero. Sometimes the villain is the most colorful. But I prefer a part where you don't know what he is until the end."
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"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
Word
"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"
Money
"When trying to locate something, search your mind first."
First
"I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe."
Universe
"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
Business
"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
Beauty
"Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance."
Truth
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability."
Ability
"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."
Time
"Never underestimate the power of a simple tool."
Power
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