"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."

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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."

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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."

Keren Ann, Israeli Musician

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"I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime."

Arthur Miller, American Playwright

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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."

Lillian Hellman, American Dramatist

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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."

John Mayer, American Musician

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"On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud."

Lisa Marie Presley, American Musician

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"The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending - as if a date would really matter."

Sting, British Musician

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"Chart positions aren't the be all and end all."

Chris Lowe, English Musician

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"Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it."

Robert Benchley, American Comedian

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"There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

Karen Black, American Actress

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"If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you are looking the wrong way."

Barry Commoner, American Scientist

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"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."

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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."

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"On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud."

"The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending - as if a date would really matter."

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"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."

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"You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for."

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"I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe."

"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."

"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun."

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"Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation."