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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."

"In a revolution, as in a novel, the most difficult part to invent is the end."

"It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end."

"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."

"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

"In the end I think theatre has only one subject: justice."

"You can't copy anybody and end with anything. If you copy, it means you're working without any real feeling."

"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar."
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"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."

"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."

"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."

"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."
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