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"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."
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"One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"Towards the end of the eighteenth century the industrial-financial revolution began."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"There's a lot of Doyle in me. I don't know where I begin and Doyle ends or where Doyle begins and I end."
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"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade."
Progress
"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
Word
"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"
Money
"The Thought Police: To censor and protect."
Thought
"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
End
"When trying to locate something, search your mind first."
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"Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand."
Time
"Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am."
Open
"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun."
Idea
"I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe."
Universe
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