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Quotes by Director

"I had a feeling about directing Cocoon II: The Return. At first I wasn't too interested because it was a sequel. Then I read the script and was excited by the relationships and its mystic quality."

"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will."

"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."

"Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right."


"The Price Is Right can really get me going."

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"


"I've never made any effort to hide what happened. I served my time, I've tried to learn and move on."

"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."

"The only thing experience teaches you is what you can't do. When you start, you think you can do anything. And then you start to get a little tired."

"Actually, after the release of the Bond film, the producers came back to me to offer me another one, but I didn't have any juice left for an immediate encore."
Film,

"I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people."

"There was a war crimes trial because an American prisoner had been shot trying to escape. He had obviously been recaptured and shot, and that violated the Geneva Convention."

"Don't you hear people saying things you can't believe they're saying?"

"Films are hard to make and I think the word indulge really leads one to believe that it's an easy sort of business and it's really extremely difficult."

"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."


"No matter how many obstacles that are thrown in our path, there are ways to except them and to live through them."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

"You see a lot of good ideas or well-written scripts that are bad ideas."

"Now supposing I had the part of a young woman to give out, one that wanted some excellent acting. If I were to go to the stage for my actress I would have to take a matured woman, one who would act splendidly, but who would look too old for the requirements."

"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's."
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