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Quotes by Director

"The most expensive sex is free sex."

"Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."


"The Price Is Right can really get me going."

"But at a certain point, and I don't really know... people have asked me this. I don't know exactly what it was that pushed me towards directing, but I think it was a naive notion that if I directed I would be able to play all the roles. A kind of greed."

"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable."

"I had a feeling about directing Cocoon II: The Return. At first I wasn't too interested because it was a sequel. Then I read the script and was excited by the relationships and its mystic quality."

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"

"There was a war crimes trial because an American prisoner had been shot trying to escape. He had obviously been recaptured and shot, and that violated the Geneva Convention."


"I've never made any effort to hide what happened. I served my time, I've tried to learn and move on."


"I love being objected to. It worries me, but I love being objected to."

"Films are hard to make and I think the word indulge really leads one to believe that it's an easy sort of business and it's really extremely difficult."

"Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's."

"I like the platform to show your art and everything that goes along with that. To show your voice and hopefully find films that are more politically driven, films that maybe inspire."

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
Now,

"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

"You see a lot of good ideas or well-written scripts that are bad ideas."

"Actually, after the release of the Bond film, the producers came back to me to offer me another one, but I didn't have any juice left for an immediate encore."
Film,

"The thing about Brando was that I'd make these directions, and he'd walk away. He'd heard enough... to get the machine going."

"Now supposing I had the part of a young woman to give out, one that wanted some excellent acting. If I were to go to the stage for my actress I would have to take a matured woman, one who would act splendidly, but who would look too old for the requirements."

"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
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