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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"One night Roger was in a foul mood and he threw his entire bloody drumset across the stage. The thing only just missed me - I might have been killed."
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"As the blackness of the night recedes so does the nadir of yesterday. The child I am forgets so quickly."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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"There's always some promoter having an '80s night, saying, We'll supply the band. All you can drink."
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"I wasn't angry the night I shot him."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."
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"I read a poem every night, as others read a prayer."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
Government
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
Humor
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
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