"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

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"The cries of the sufferers on the remaining part of the wreck were heard during the night."

Grace Darling, English Celebrity

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"I have never had problems sleeping the night before a race."

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"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."

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"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."

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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."

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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

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