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"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
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"You can change a life by touching someone with simple, beautiful, kind, words and a loving smile."
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"We have to change our thoughts before things can change."
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"Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.''Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others.'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl."
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"You may turn every house in your neighborhood into a charity center, you may fill the land with soup-kitchens, but the misery of humans will still continue to exist until the character of humanity changes."
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"When you meet someone, and you find that they are prejudiced against your kind, it might be your chance, not to confirm, but to be the one to finally change their mind."
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"Every living object has to change every moment just to live."
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"Change is the rule. Permanence is an illusion."
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"Losing your job gives you the opportunity to make your life count."
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"If you don't like the solution, change the problem."
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"Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!"
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
Job
"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
Mistake
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
Education
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
Food
"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
Change
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People
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