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"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
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"The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, which hurts and is desired."

"Death has a life which kills everybody's life."

"NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? And being poor don't mean being naughty, neither."
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"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."
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