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"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint."
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"There is never enough gold to redeem all the currency in circulation."
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"Gold and silver, like other commodities, have an intrinsic value, which is not arbitrary, but is dependent on their scarcity, the quantity of labour bestowed in procuring them, and the value of the capital employed in the mines which produce them."
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"There is no brilliant single stroke that is going to transform the water into wine or straw into gold."
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"Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity."
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"Gold, on the contrary, though of little use compared with air or water, will exchange for a great quantity of other goods."
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"A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles."
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"A mask of gold hides all deformities."
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"Those that go gold into the furnace will come out no worse."
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"Much have I traveled in the realms of gold, and many goodly states and kingdoms seen."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
Food

"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
Death

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I'm going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead."
Philosophical

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Action

"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
Government

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."
Crime

"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
Fun

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
Life

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
Success
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