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Quotes by Actor

"As you grow in this business, you learn how to do more with less."

"I never really had the classic struggle. I had faith."

"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."


"Well first of all it's a business and it's a tough business, and you have to have the strength to survive all the set backs all the failures that make this a mean business, that's getting meaner and meaner every year in my opinion."

"I used to be scared of uncertainty; now I get a high out of it."

"I like most of the Humphrey Bogart movies because they had to act then, and they acted very well. Edward G. Robinson is probably the best actor I've ever seen on the movies."

"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."

"This is an area you always need to address when you're dealing with Dracula is the fact that there is something kind of attractive in his darkness - which there isn't in other horror characters."

"George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none."


"You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls."


"I think theater is powerful. The best experiences I had in the theater are more powerful than the best experiences I had in movies."

"First of all, you look at Rocky films now, and if that isn't a cartoon series there isn't any cartoon series. I mean there's no way anybody is going to take that amount of punishment in fifteen rounds."

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

"If I knew I was positive, why would I have ever gone to PAW to take a test?"

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"

"My dad served in the Air Force as ground crew for several years, and doesn't really talk about it. I know that it's there. I think my main thing about direct or indirect experiences as near to home as it were is the idea of self-sacrifice really."

"I just play him as myself, I don't ease myself into any role really. I stick a beard on and play me."
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"We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?"

"Not exactly but I get inspiration from stories which are unconventional."

"I have dual citizenship, it just so happens I live in America."

"A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it."


"I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day. At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself. My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."

"Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain."

"The Moguls is a story about guys that have all grown up together and are now in their late 40s, early 50s."
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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
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