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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
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"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
Money
"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
Famous
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
Work
"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
Artist
"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Mother
"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."
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"Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!"
Liberty
"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go."
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"I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him."
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"She is incredibly fit, but we remind staff that she's not just the monarch, but our mother."
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"I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. But I have two sisters and a mother, and we're Latin, so we gossip."
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"I just cleared the slate and thought of her as a mother and went from there."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"My mother was the total influence. My father was what we call a nomadic person; he was a wanderer."
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