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Quotes by British Authors

"The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby."
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Caitlin Moran
"The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby."
"The work requires a moderately large investment in technological and theoretical developments and long periods of time to carry them out, without the pressure to achieve quick or short term results."
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Aaron Klug
"The work requires a moderately large investment in technological and theoretical developments and long periods of time to carry them out, without the pressure to achieve quick or short term results."
"The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously."
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Samuel Butler
"The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously."
"Love is stronger than justice."
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Sting
"Love is stronger than justice."
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"Pop music allows you to be who you are without having to wear a social uniform or to conform, which some people find impossible to do."
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Siobhan Fahey
"Pop music allows you to be who you are without having to wear a social uniform or to conform, which some people find impossible to do."
"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum."
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Tim Vine
"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum."
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"In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions."
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Sydney Brenner
"In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions."
"Why, then, should we ever sink overwhelmed with distress, when life is so soon over, and death is so certain an entrance to happiness " to glory?"
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Charlotte Bronte
"Why, then, should we ever sink overwhelmed with distress, when life is so soon over, and death is so certain an entrance to happiness " to glory?"
"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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Eddie Izzard
"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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"Personally, I'd never seen a graphic novel. I knew they existed because friends of mine like Jonathan Ross collect them and some very literate and intelligent people really rate the graphic novel as a form."
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Stephen Fry
"Personally, I'd never seen a graphic novel. I knew they existed because friends of mine like Jonathan Ross collect them and some very literate and intelligent people really rate the graphic novel as a form."
"A city becomes a world when one loves one of it's inhabitants."
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Lawrence Durrell
"A city becomes a world when one loves one of it's inhabitants."
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"Many wealthy people donate, and while the skeptical may claim that they do so for tax breaks, there is another reason involved - as a spiritual practice."
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Stephen Richards
"Many wealthy people donate, and while the skeptical may claim that they do so for tax breaks, there is another reason involved - as a spiritual practice."
"And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It's as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?"
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Alexander McCall Smith
"And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It's as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?"
"My harmony is passable but is usually made more eloquent at the hands of Steve Hamilton."
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Bill Bruford
"My harmony is passable but is usually made more eloquent at the hands of Steve Hamilton."
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"We were at Pye Studios for half an hour so we set the gear up and we did two tracks. A month later we found out it was selling thirty thousand copies a day."
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Georgie Fame
"We were at Pye Studios for half an hour so we set the gear up and we did two tracks. A month later we found out it was selling thirty thousand copies a day."
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"I think the reason kids get into drugs and smoking is they don't have anything to do."
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Richard Thompson
"I think the reason kids get into drugs and smoking is they don't have anything to do."
"I've never been one to sit around and eat my heart out. Life's too short."
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Kate Adie
"I've never been one to sit around and eat my heart out. Life's too short."
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"You're meant to be playing the distillation of evil, which can be anything."
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Ralph Fiennes
"You're meant to be playing the distillation of evil, which can be anything."
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"I venture to allude to the impression which seemed generally to prevail among their brethren across the seas, that the Old Country must wake up if she intends to maintain her old position of pre-eminence in her colonial trade against foreign competitors."
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King George V
"I venture to allude to the impression which seemed generally to prevail among their brethren across the seas, that the Old Country must wake up if she intends to maintain her old position of pre-eminence in her colonial trade against foreign competitors."
"I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and look. And now it's on every channel."
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Jennifer Saunders
"I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and look. And now it's on every channel."
"Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!"
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Freddie Mercury
"Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!"
"Being kind is not hereditary."
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Benny Bellamacina
"Being kind is not hereditary."
"Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves."
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Queen Victoria
"Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves."
"If you show someone something you've written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, 'When you're ready'."
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David Mitchell
"If you show someone something you've written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, 'When you're ready'."
"Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred."
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Ralph Steadman
"Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred."
"Any Reform Bill which is worth a moment's thought, or the smallest effort to carry it, must at least double, and it ought to do much more than double, the representation of the metropolitan boroughs and of all the great cities of the United Kingdom."
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John Bright
"Any Reform Bill which is worth a moment's thought, or the smallest effort to carry it, must at least double, and it ought to do much more than double, the representation of the metropolitan boroughs and of all the great cities of the United Kingdom."
"When I was on my own in a hotel room in Romania, I had the imagination to keep myself occupied."
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Rhona Mitra
"When I was on my own in a hotel room in Romania, I had the imagination to keep myself occupied."
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"The statesman received us with that old-fashioned courtesy for which he is remarkable, and seated us on the two luxuriant lounges on either side of the fireplace. Standing on the rug between us, with his slight, tall figure, his sharp features, thoughtful face, and curling hair prematurely tinged with gray, he seemed to represent that not too common type, a nobleman who is in truth noble."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"The statesman received us with that old-fashioned courtesy for which he is remarkable, and seated us on the two luxuriant lounges on either side of the fireplace. Standing on the rug between us, with his slight, tall figure, his sharp features, thoughtful face, and curling hair prematurely tinged with gray, he seemed to represent that not too common type, a nobleman who is in truth noble."
"Give me anything that moves my heart, that gives me goosebumps."
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Jeremy Spencer
"Give me anything that moves my heart, that gives me goosebumps."
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"I'd love to know how Dad saw me when I was 6. I'd love to know a hundred things. When a parent dies, a filing cabinet full of all the fascinating stuff also ceases to exist. I never imagined how hungry I'd be one day to look inside it."
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David Mitchell
"I'd love to know how Dad saw me when I was 6. I'd love to know a hundred things. When a parent dies, a filing cabinet full of all the fascinating stuff also ceases to exist. I never imagined how hungry I'd be one day to look inside it."
"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
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Stephen Fry
"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
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"He had always despised people who thought about the past. To live was to leave behind, to be as free as a shipwrecked man who has lost everything."
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Graham Greene
"He had always despised people who thought about the past. To live was to leave behind, to be as free as a shipwrecked man who has lost everything."
"My old teacher's definition of poetry is an attempt to understand."
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Thom Gunn
"My old teacher's definition of poetry is an attempt to understand."
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"The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun."
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Sting
"The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun."
Fun,
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"He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only."
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C. S. Lewis
"He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only."
"What can promote innocent mirth, and I may say virtue, more than a good riddle?"
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George Eliot
"What can promote innocent mirth, and I may say virtue, more than a good riddle?"
"I think London's sexy because it's so full of eccentrics."
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Rachel Weisz
"I think London's sexy because it's so full of eccentrics."
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"It is much more important to be oneself than anything else."
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Virginia Woolf
"It is much more important to be oneself than anything else."
"There is no index of character so sure as the voice."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"There is no index of character so sure as the voice."
"The ultimate revenge is being on Top Of The Pops."
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Siobhan Fahey
"The ultimate revenge is being on Top Of The Pops."
"I had a brief theater background and loved the backstage world there's more backstage work in television, so I saw a job advertised and applied, and got it. That was back in 1977, when getting jobs was easy."
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Lee Child
"I had a brief theater background and loved the backstage world there's more backstage work in television, so I saw a job advertised and applied, and got it. That was back in 1977, when getting jobs was easy."
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"We pay when old for the excesses of youth."
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J. B. Priestley
"We pay when old for the excesses of youth."
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"However, what I do believe to genuinely sacred - and, indeed, more useful to the earth as a whole - is trying to ensure that there are as few unbalanced, destructive people as possible. By whatever rationale you use, ending a pregnancy 12 weeks into gestation is incalculably more moral than bringing an unwanted child into this world. It's those unhappy, unwanted children, who then grew into angry adults, who have caused the great majority of humankind's miseries. They are the ones who make states feel feral; streets dangerous; relationships violent."
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Caitlin Moran
"However, what I do believe to genuinely sacred - and, indeed, more useful to the earth as a whole - is trying to ensure that there are as few unbalanced, destructive people as possible. By whatever rationale you use, ending a pregnancy 12 weeks into gestation is incalculably more moral than bringing an unwanted child into this world. It's those unhappy, unwanted children, who then grew into angry adults, who have caused the great majority of humankind's miseries. They are the ones who make states feel feral; streets dangerous; relationships violent."
"My fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And that's because I wasn't doing human things. I didn't walk or run or dance or swim or climb up stairs; the food I ate wasn't the stuff that humans are supposed to eat. No one is supposed to eat a pound of boiled potatoes covered in Vitalite, or a fist-sized lump of cheese on the end of a fork, wielded like a lollipop. I had no connection to or understanding of my body. I was just a brain in a jar. I wasn't a woman."
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Caitlin Moran
"My fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And that's because I wasn't doing human things. I didn't walk or run or dance or swim or climb up stairs; the food I ate wasn't the stuff that humans are supposed to eat. No one is supposed to eat a pound of boiled potatoes covered in Vitalite, or a fist-sized lump of cheese on the end of a fork, wielded like a lollipop. I had no connection to or understanding of my body. I was just a brain in a jar. I wasn't a woman."
"Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes."
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Neil Innes
"Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes."
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"Today's youth cannot miss something they have never known, but I fear that there are no current fictional characters whose impact and influence will last with such abiding affection into their 'sore and yellow' as this splendid man's creations have in mine!"
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Peter Cushing
"Today's youth cannot miss something they have never known, but I fear that there are no current fictional characters whose impact and influence will last with such abiding affection into their 'sore and yellow' as this splendid man's creations have in mine!"
"Land is the secure ground of home, the sea is like life, the outside, the unknown."
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Stephen Gardiner
"Land is the secure ground of home, the sea is like life, the outside, the unknown."
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature."
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Samuel Butler
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature."
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"It seems difficult, sometimes, to believe that there was a time when sentiments now become habitual, sentiments that imply not only the original imperative of conduct, but the original metaphysic of living, were by no means altogether habitual."
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Lascelles Abercrombie
"It seems difficult, sometimes, to believe that there was a time when sentiments now become habitual, sentiments that imply not only the original imperative of conduct, but the original metaphysic of living, were by no means altogether habitual."
"It's love that makes the world go round - otherwise it would be flat."
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Jay Woodman
"It's love that makes the world go round - otherwise it would be flat."
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