"Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile."

"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people."

"The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?"

"There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age, I missed it coming and going."

"We pay when old for the excesses of youth."

"If you are a genius, you'll make your own rules, but if not - and the odds are against it - go to your desk no matter what your mood, face the icy challenge of the paper - write."

"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven."

"I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning."

"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes."

"Western man is schizophrenic."

"The greater part of critics are parasites, who, if nothing had been written, would find nothing to write."

"If we openly declare what is wrong with us, what is our deepest need, then perhaps the death and despair will by degrees disappear."

"The greatest writers of this age... are aware of the mystery of our existence."

"She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years."

"Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself."

"Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats."

"There are plenty of clever young writers. But there is too much genius, not enough talent."

"I never read the life of any important person without discovering that he knew more and could do more than I could ever hope to know or do in half a dozen lifetimes."

"When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going."

"To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness."

"A novelist who writes nothing for 10 years finds his reputation rising. Because I keep on producing books they say there must be something wrong with this fellow."

"Public opinion polls are rather like children in a garden, digging things up all the time to see how they're growing."

"The more we elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate."

"We should like to have some towering geniuses, to reveal us to ourselves in colour and fire, but of course they would have to fit into the pattern of our society and be able to take orders from sound administrative types."

"Perhaps it would be better not to be a writer, but if you must, then write."

"Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch."

"I know only two words of American slang, 'swell' and 'lousy'. I think 'swell' is lousy, but 'lousy' is swell."