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"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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"An administration without a police executive is powerless and there were many proofs of this."
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"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."
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"Actually I ran away from school when I was 13. No one could find me, and the police were called. I was just hiding in a little thicket of grass at my school, and went to sleep."
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"The way they were writing Christine as this older woman who got married, which she shouldn't have. Obviously got divorced right away. Reached the glass ceiling in the police precinct. So there is a part of her that died because she knows she couldn't go any farther."
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"I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could."
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"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem."
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"When police or prosecutors conceal significant exculpatory or impeaching material, we hold, it is ordinarily incumbent on the state to set the record straight."
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"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
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"Incidentally, our railroad facilities are under video surveillance by the federal police. However, the federal and state governments will have to determine whether video surveillance shouldn't be significantly expanded to a certain degree."
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"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
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"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
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"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
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"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
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"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
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