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Quotes by Australian Authors

"Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find."

"I'm still a kid. I'm like six years old. But it's just a matter of wanting to get up, it's just a big journey. I felt like when I left home that I was on a journey, and I still am."

"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize."

"Since I've been in Playboy myself in Australia, I love it, and I think it's really empowering and positive towards women, which is not a view that many women hold."


"The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am."

"I'm living by example by continuing on with my career and having a full, rich life, and I am incidentally gay."

"I think part of that is to create an environment where it's like real life, where you don't really know what's going to happen to you in a certain scene."

"No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry."


"I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment."

"It seems essential to try to find some meaning to life and I guess Jungian philosophy is the one that's helped me understand myself and the world more than anything else."

"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."


"There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows."

"This is an area you always need to address when you're dealing with Dracula is the fact that there is something kind of attractive in his darkness - which there isn't in other horror characters."

"As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back."

"Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary."

"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."

"I suppose being his twin made me understand Robin that much more easily."


"The interval between a cold expectation and a warm desire may be filled by expectations of varying degrees of warmth or by desires of varying degrees of coldness."

"I do this so you cannot help but hear. a wise man views a moonless night with fear."

"I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it."

"I used to wear heels because I wanted to show people I wasn't ashamed of being tall. But I don't wear them any more because you don't have to wear heels to be beautiful. I can't even remember the last time I wore heels."

"A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop."

"I suspect the secret of personal attraction is locked up in our unique imperfections, flaws and frailties."

"I suppose what's happened recently has confirmed suspicions I voiced in the book, and I think made clearer some of those things that I point out. For instance I have a section of the book where I talk about the possibility of torture."

"To catch you're elusive dreams you must be prepared to track it to the ends of the earth. Let nothing stop you're pursuit of dreams."

"Some laws are wrong, and we have an obligation to speak out against those laws wherever they are."

"I don't think nationalism is alone holding the field; it's in contention with a lot of different things."


"The wings are moved several times by hand to charge the crank chamber with mixture, which flows on through the external pipe and inlet valve to the compression space and cylinder."


"God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia."

"The road from white belt to black is long and arduous; most never reach the end. There are simply too many obstacles of daily life, and too much effort and attention required, for this to be something that the majority of practitioners achieve. This is why a black belt in Jiu Jitsu, especially from a reputable source, is the pinnacle of martial arts rank. It is valuable because of what must be traded for its achievement."

"So if I want to buy a light in a shop and I don't find a light that I like, I think to myself what would I like? What would I like to buy? Then I started to imagine and design it for myself a lot of the time."

"Most women seem to be required to pit themselves against men in dramatic situations, and the men got to pit themselves against ideas or God."

"We are always going to be influenced by America... I watched the word 'bum' go out and 'butt' come in. And part of me says, oh that's a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys."

"Well, I'll keep on auditioning and one day maybe I'll go to LA and try out for films there."

"As far as performance, the roar of the crowd, the smell of the greasepaint no I don't feel that."

"So, if falling crime rates coincide with the rise of violent video games and increasing violence on TV and at the cinema, should we conclude that media violence is causing the drop in crime rates?"

"I admire David Lynch so much, and I think he made some bad decisions with Lost Highway."

"I live my life parallel with my work, and they are both equally important. I'm always amazed how much people talk about celebrity and fame. I don't understand the attraction."

"I've known Jan, probably, very well for, well, for over a decade. And the passion that Jan just showed the viewers in that particular piece is very real."

"The image is where you have dinner at night, who you're seeing. It's what car you drive and how you dress. People in the industry sell that, and it creates a dream. There's nothing else."

"My gay audience has been with me from the beginning."

"Basically, the reason I'm vegan is because when I was about 16 or 17 years old, I began to understand that we don't need to contribute to the killing and exploitation of animals to feed our bodies correctly."


"Like everyone else, I've had moments when I've felt that I've been losing my grip."

"It's an infinite creative universe to explore so why chase conservative options?"


"You are also caught with the fact that man is a creature who walks in two worlds and traces upon the walls of his cave the wonders and the nightmare experiences of his spiritual pilgrimage."

"I am writing a sequel to The Touch because I want to further explore the Chinese question that I have raised. There will be more about that in a sequel."
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