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Warning Quotes
"It was as if a volcano were cracking open, yet the people at the foot of the mountain ignored the sudden fissures, the black fumes, the boiling trickles, and went on believing that their only danger was to acknowledge the reality of these signs."
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"If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel."
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"And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you're about.""Everyone keep warning me about sailors," I complained. "Why can't someone tell the sailors to stay clear of me?"Granny snorted. "Oh, you're the fierce one now! Just take care no one else catches you unawares and knocks you on the nob!"
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"If knowledge is lacking, your destruction is inevitable."
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"If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky."
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"Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well.'-Uncle Charles."
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"I've seen men die because they were sure that what should not happen,would not."
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"It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid the general applause from all the wits who believe that it is a joke."
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"If I tell you not to follow me, it ain't because I hate you, kiddo.I just don't want you feel dissapointed...when seeing the truth."
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"If something bad smells in the basement, it will eventually make its way to the attic."
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"If you lay with a scorpion, don't be surprised when it finally stings you."
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"I have a feeling that you're riding for some terrible, terrible fall. But I don't honestly know what kind. This fall I think you're riding for-it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn't permitted to feel or hear himself hit the bottom. He just keeps falling. The whole arrangement's designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn't supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn't supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started..."
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"The apostles of mediocrity shall always stand to defend mediocrity out of mediocrity."
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"I'm warning you because you're young and vulnerable. He's a dirty, lying, conniving piece of shit and he's dangerous. Gottfried Baumauer."
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"Be warned: A person content to sit with you and criticize others will speak critically of you out of earshot."
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"Beware of that demon called 'Changing The World'."
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"When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something or need something, not that it is a pragmatic necessity for us to have it, but that it is a moral imperative that we have it, then is when we join the fashionable madmen, and then is when the thin whine of hysteria is heard in the land, and then is when we are in bad trouble. And I suspect we are already there."
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"First sons and daughters seduced to play and party 'til it was too late to realize they were being lead to the slaughter. They discounted the law of moderation."
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"When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you."
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"The doom of destruction is the snare of sin."
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