"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

Warning, Direction, Failure, Mistake, Life

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"The complacent the self-indulgent the soft societies are about to be swept away with the debris of history."

John F. Kennedy, American President

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"When the knees are not often bent the feet soon slide."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Warning, Feet, Balance, Fall

"You shouldn't do that," said Laura. "You could set yourself on fire."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Warning, Fire, Danger, Risk

"It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid the general applause from all the wits who believe that it is a joke."

Soren Kierkegaard, Danish Philosopher

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"He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Warning, Dogs, Lie, Consequence

"You know that when a group of utility workers are withholding their customer service identification cards, they are likely engaging in some form of illegal activity at your home."

Steven Magee, British Author

Warning, Suspicion, Law, Justice

"The doom of destruction is the snare of sin."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"It is fatal to forget the heavenly Father."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Warning, Father, Heaven, Forget, Faith

"If something bad smells in the basement, it will eventually make its way to the attic."

Anthony Liccione, American Author

Warning, Problem, Consequence, Truth

"First sons and daughters seduced to play and party 'til it was too late to realize they were being lead to the slaughter. They discounted the law of moderation."

T. F. Hodge, American Motivational Speaker

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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."

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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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