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"Be warned: A person content to sit with you and criticize others will speak critically of you out of earshot."
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"For whatever reason, there are people we like and people we don't like. It's hard to say why, and often a difficult opinion to change. Luckily, there's no steadfast rule stating that we must like everyone. But to keep from disliking ourselves, we should develop the good character to treat everyone kindly whether or not we deem them deserving."
"It's silly to think the left eye would envy the right or that one foot would be jealous of the other, and yet so often it is the case."
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