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Money Quotes


"An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine."


"Prestige is the shadow of money and power."


"People may take a job for more money, but they often leave it for more recognition."


"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it."


"I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, but I can never find out which half."


"Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?"


"Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other peoples' money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security."


"Money is a poor man's credit card."


"If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing."


"Libya has had to put up with too much from the Arabs for whom it has poured forth both blood and money."


"We have already significant sums of money in our petroleum fund, a fund created by law that includes all the revenues received from the Timor Sea, and invests in conservative, safe, long-term investment portfolios - right now in US Treasury Bonds."


"I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good Lord must have wanted me to have it."


"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"


"But the Americans have no extra money. They have their own problems. They can provide financial assistance for two, three, four, or six months at most."


"The left is being funded primarily by the drug traffickers who provide this tax money and that's why the guerrillas in Colombia, unlike the guerrillas anywhere else in Latin America, have been able to survive for 40 years because they have a hard, solid source of income."


"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position."


"You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy."


"I didn't make any money from my writing until much later. I published about 80 stories for nothing. I spent on literature."


"Money tends to make people suspicious, if there's any money floating around."


"I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job."


"The last thing you want to do, unless it's a very unusual situation, is to invest money."


"The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on."


"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money."


"Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in "Old Maid"; the player who is finally left with it has lost."
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